Thursday, February 20, 2014

SUBWAY CELL PHONE SERVICE?

THERE IS TALK OF EXTENDING UNDERGROUND CELL PHONE SERVICE TO 40 MORE
STATIONS. I THINK IT'S A STUPID AND DANGEROUS IDEA.

SAY YOU'RE ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN CHATTING AWAY ON YOUR $300 SMART PHONE.
IN THE FAR CORNER OF THE CAR A THUG (PICK YOUR COLOR) IS EYEING YOU. WHEN
YOU GET OFF THE TRAIN, HE GETS OFF WITH YOU. BY THE TIME YOU REACH THE
STAIRS YOUR $300 PHONE IS HIS, ALONG WITH ANY CASH AND JEWELRY YOU'RE
CARRYING OR WEARING .

SAY YOU'RE A TERRORIST. YOU WIRE A CELL PHONE TO YOUR BOMB AND PLACE
IT IN THE PACKAGE, BAG, BOX, ETC THAT YOUR BOMB IS HIDDEN IN. YOU PLACE THE PACKAGE, BAG, BOX, ETC UNDER A BENCH, IN A TRASH RECEPTACLE, ETC AND YOU LEAVE. THEN YOU CAN SIT ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE STATION AND COMFORTABLY DIAL THE PHONE.....BOOM!!!

                                                                                                             RONALD J LAMB

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